Today we played tennis and I ate twinkies. Judge me if you must but I haven't had a twinkie in years, probably close to a decade, and well, it was an impulse buy at the Target checkout and it just looked good. So, I bought it. Dan made the obligatory "ew, that's gross" observation to which I responded "get up off me" because I am a gangsta. A gangsta who eats twinkies. And plays tennis. From the ghetto.