Funny story: the other night my husband made out with me while he was sleeping. He sleep made-out with me.
At first I thought he was awake but then I got the hug-and-roll and he was back to snoozing.
It was so bizarre and really funny. Plus, after I told him the next morning he made his own little meme and sent it to me. I got it on my break and could not stop laughing for the entire 15 minutes.
The guy cracks me up.
*Update: I took down the meme as I realized that Dan would probably kill me if he ever ran for political office (he's concerned about these things you know). But it did say something along the lines of, "Got to third base... in his sleep!"
At first I thought he was awake but then I got the hug-and-roll and he was back to snoozing.
It was so bizarre and really funny. Plus, after I told him the next morning he made his own little meme and sent it to me. I got it on my break and could not stop laughing for the entire 15 minutes.
The guy cracks me up.
*Update: I took down the meme as I realized that Dan would probably kill me if he ever ran for political office (he's concerned about these things you know). But it did say something along the lines of, "Got to third base... in his sleep!"
okay, I am dying over here... hahaha oh man. this is too good!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't stop laughing!
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